Everything you love is here(via lovequotesrus)
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
Posted by Starlights husband
The movie isn’t even out and I’ve already discovered my favorite part.
i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves
I AM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF LAUGHING DUREX IS SELLING CONDOMS DESIGNED TO MAKE WOMEN CUM FASTER AND MAKE MEN TAKE LONGER THIS IS SO HILARIOUS SO MANY MEN CAN’T LAST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE GIRLS ORGASM TO THE POINT PRODUCTS HAVE TO BE MADE TO COUNTER THAT AND YET DUDES STILL TALK SO MUCH SHIT ABOUT HOW GREAT THEY ARE AT SEX
Spending my night ruining the free world