May 2013
ditch-able-prom-date:
thetableistryingtoeatme:
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.
shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”
theonlinedialoguebox asked: Hi there. :)
waiting for someone to have a crush on me.... →
lolsofunny:
officiallyhilarious:
waiting for someone to have a crush on me
(lol here!)
When your mom tells you to turn off your gameboy... →
laugh-addict:
ohyousillypotato:
And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.
The blogger is a shy, docile creature…
… that prefers the darkness…
… and tends to be wary of the outside world.
The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.
We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…
… but to no avail.
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
When your parents bring home food you don't eat
laughingstation:
laugh-addict:
More FUNNY POST here!
When people talk about Tumblr in public...
laughingstation:
laugh-addict:
More FUNNY POST here!
if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want.
I love kissing. I love the way they feel, I love the sighs and moans that follow. I love the small pauses and teases for more. I love the small taste of tongue that brush together occasionally. I love the wandering hands. I like biting. I like pulling. I like running my tongue lightly across their bottom lip. I like the little laughs when its almost too good and you can’t help yourself. Idk....
a guide to make me fall in love with you:
buy me food
tell me im cute
listen to my favorite bands
hate everyone w me
complain about how you hate everyone (except for me you have to think im perfect)
tell me im cute
be angry about things
cuddle me all the time
